hi how are ya, this is me
I’m still trying to figure out how such a pretty woman can cause such fear and terror in my life.
Fear, terror and a whole lot of sciency knowledge. You go girl! You will rule the world one day!
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”
"If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time."
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
This is it.This is what true happiness looks like.
His profile picture was a photo he took on his phone of a picture in a yearbook….
Wow, he’s really, really clueless.
I got bored at work.
public school dress code
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
- Katy Perry: I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock-cock-cock
- Lady Gaga: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
- Britney Spears: I'm a slave for you, I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it.
- Ke$ha: Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat/Just show me where your dick's at.
- White Feminists:
- Beyonce: Bow down, bitches.
- Nicki Minaj: I'm a bad bitch.
- Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it.
- White Feminists: how dare you, you're holding feminism back, dancing in lingerie isn't sexy or empowering, you're ruining it for all women, you're not a feminist.
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
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